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Some people think watching TV is a good prelude to sexy times. There’s nothing less sexy (there is, but you know) than someone checking their group chat because it’s just “full of bants tonight, hey” when your heads are getting closer together and a kiss was about to happen. You want relaxing and a bit oooh-errr but not heyheyheyheyyyyyyyy, ya feel? You don’t feel, but that is where this sentence ends. Not good? Controversial, but The Weeknd, Frank Ocean – too sexy. Dumbo (not the crazy stuff), Timber Timbre, Tame Impala. At least sheets you haven’t previously hooked up on, OK?
Put things away, vaccuum your floor, close cupboards, and no excuses – have clean sheets on the bed. Shoving dirty undercrackers under your bed does not count as cleaning. OBVIOUSLY, but there’s clean and then there’s clean – I have been in some “clean” rooms for hook ups and let me tell you, it is not a good time. In fact, if you don’t have any of these things as yet – buy one would ya?Įssentially the light level you want is – you can see each other’s faces and bodies, but you’re not lit up like Christmas trees. But they also give good smells if you get a great one – for a while I was hooking up with a guy who had a coconut/vanilla candle burning every time I came over and it really added some je ne sais quoi, although I have no idea what that means bc I failed French.īedside table lamps = fantastic, as do any other form of less-aggro lighting like standing lamps and so on. If not, candles are always a winner – you’ll need a few to create mood lighting though. Having sex with the lights on is great, but there’s sexy light and then there’s “Wow, I’ve never seen that mole before” light, OK. Someone told me I was a 70 year old cat lady on an article I wrote yesterday, so I did feel the need to preface this.ĭooooo not just blind your hook up partner with your fluorescent gross main light. So here we are.įYI, I have polled the office for these handy tips so they are not just coming from me, if for some reason you think I have no leg to stand on here. Bc no one wants to hook up in a trash pile with dirty undies on the bed and a flashing alarm clock blinding their eyes.
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No, what I’m here to tell you about is how to make your room ~sexy~ for when you have a consensual hook up about to happen. No one manipulate anyone into sex, OK! It’s very bad and also you are the absolute worst ever if you are even considering it. I do need to tell you straight up this is nooooooot going to be an article about how to coerce someone into hooking up with you. Hey! Hey, guy slash gal! You’ve come here because you know I’m about to tell you how to make your bedroom look good for when you’re about to have sexy times! Thanks for visiting.
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